“Sorry sir! I’ll bring you the stake sandwich right away!”
“I vant a bite to eat!”
well … it’s a “surprise”, duh!
He would prefer a bloody Mary.
Stay for brunch.
A cheese assortment and crispy garlic toast rounds?
He just couldn’t SEE HIMSELF eating it!
May I suggest a hot cross bun?
May I suggest a stake?
What about a tequila sunrise?
At least it’s not the Sunrise Breakfast Café.
Hello bleeb good to see you
dude, chill! it was just a question.
No, Count, I guess not.
Comedians have to read the room, waiters just need to read one customer at a time.
Vlad is careful of what he eats, his health after all is at stake.
Hi, Bleeb. Better luck tomorrow!
Martha Stewart has a Halloween recipe called “Shoo Vampire Soup.” Unsurprisingly, it contains 5 bulbs of garlic.
“And bring me some beer! I don’t drink . . . wine!”
Ha! Bring me another bloody idiot.
OK, next time just call it Chef’s surprise, and let garlic be his surprise.
No, Bleeb. That’s not a doggy cone of shame around his neck. It’s a Hickey Hider. :)
Vamp ire.
Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.
Blood pudding?
Better slip in some garlic because you my not like his tip.
Maybe Bleeb would like the Garlic Lovers Surprise?
He doesn’t have to be so cross about it.
Perhaps a fat juicy stake?
How about the Blood Pudding?
Almost looks like bleeb has fangs too.
Do vampires like Klingon blood wine?
August 21, 2015
Leroy 4 months ago
“Sorry sir! I’ll bring you the stake sandwich right away!”
ronaldspence 4 months ago
“I vant a bite to eat!”
seanfear 4 months ago
well … it’s a “surprise”, duh!
oldpine52 4 months ago
He would prefer a bloody Mary.
Zykoic 4 months ago
Stay for brunch.
PoodleGroomer 4 months ago
A cheese assortment and crispy garlic toast rounds?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago
He just couldn’t SEE HIMSELF eating it!
nosirrom 4 months ago
May I suggest a hot cross bun?
Il Siciliano 4 months ago
May I suggest a stake?
hfergus Premium Member 4 months ago
What about a tequila sunrise?
Dobie Premium Member 4 months ago
At least it’s not the Sunrise Breakfast Café.
Jim2g 4 months ago
Hello bleeb good to see you
Chris 4 months ago
dude, chill! it was just a question.
ladykat 4 months ago
No, Count, I guess not.
DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago
Comedians have to read the room, waiters just need to read one customer at a time.
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Vlad is careful of what he eats, his health after all is at stake.
Aficionado 4 months ago
Hi, Bleeb. Better luck tomorrow!
Intergalactic Hussy 4 months ago
Martha Stewart has a Halloween recipe called “Shoo Vampire Soup.” Unsurprisingly, it contains 5 bulbs of garlic.
amaneaux 4 months ago
“And bring me some beer! I don’t drink . . . wine!”
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
Ha! Bring me another bloody idiot.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
OK, next time just call it Chef’s surprise, and let garlic be his surprise.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
No, Bleeb. That’s not a doggy cone of shame around his neck. It’s a Hickey Hider. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Vamp ire.
Buoy 4 months ago
Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the coffin.
eb110americana 4 months ago
Blood pudding?
Printer 4 months ago
Better slip in some garlic because you my not like his tip.
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
Maybe Bleeb would like the Garlic Lovers Surprise?
sobrown51 4 months ago
He doesn’t have to be so cross about it.
geese28 4 months ago
Perhaps a fat juicy stake?
mbrahms26 4 months ago
How about the Blood Pudding?
Dave427 4 months ago
Almost looks like bleeb has fangs too.
bobpeters61 4 months ago
Do vampires like Klingon blood wine?