Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 21, 2024

UGH!!

Still not a Haiku,

But yet we’re getting closer.

The wash was once clean!

“Real” or “quite” before “far away” would work.Or even better, “too”

Five syllables and

Then add seven more and you

Will have a haiku

That sounds like an old Ukrainian proverb: The church is near but the road is icey. The tavern is far but I shall walk carefully.

But that is a Haiku

First time cut slack, second time it’s time to put down humanely.

Litter box is far away.

Haiku or not, KeyKat’s gonna die!!!!!!!!! :)

Two of the worst smells in the world are skunk and cat urine.