Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 01, 2024

already doing just that

I can’t run, so I’m taking cover.

They snapped while swinging towards sweetness?

Been there, done that.

The oldest swinger in town.

My mood swings vary between ecstatic to mildly euphoric.

Someone yanked your chain too hard?

She’s…“workin in the ”

She’s trending toward “terminal meanness”.

My mood swings vary from moderately happy to terribly depressed.

Well DUH!!!! That’s what you get for using a KEY CHAIN for a swing.

You run – I’m packing 9 heat seekers.

Uh Oh !

I’ll just click instead.

Bi or tri polar????

Is that the chain on your menstrual cycle? (Thanks to Walter and Jeff Dunham for that joke)

My mood swings from fairly content to not so great – I am working on emphasizing the former over the latter. Wish me luck!

Swings stop when the chains snap. Careful about mixing metaphors and medications.