Amen. Didn’t get this wish for the past 20 years
Is Pregnancy Brain Contagious?
I am obviously pregnant, working at the checkout. My next customer is a woman with her boyfriend; she is also obviously pregnant.
Customer: “Oh, congratulations!”
Me: “You, too!”
Customer: “We’re actually shopping for stuff to host my baby shower! When are you due?”
Me: “July.”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “This July?”
We both look at him for a moment.
Customer: “How is it you’re the one that gets the pregnancy brain?”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “What?”
Customer: “If it were next July, she’d be pregnant for thirteen months!”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “I don’t know these things! She could be having twins!”
We both looked at him for another moment before she quickly and silently paid, looking a little embarrassed.
A coffe, and some bacon eggs, and hash browns would be nice.
The late bird gets a good night’s sleep.
One of the reasons I’m an early riser. GoComics, a cup of coffee, and no one else is up.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Aunty, the only way you will ever see the early bird is if you were still drinking at sunrise. Now go to bed and sleep it off.
That’s the morning routine!!!!
You are not a bird. If you were, you would be a Crow or Vulture or Turkey Buzzard eating squat and road kill. Then again …
Same here.
Pardon the interruption, leaving now.
Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.
seanfear 2 months ago
Amen. Didn’t get this wish for the past 20 years
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
Is Pregnancy Brain Contagious?
I am obviously pregnant, working at the checkout. My next customer is a woman with her boyfriend; she is also obviously pregnant.
Customer: “Oh, congratulations!”
Me: “You, too!”
Customer: “We’re actually shopping for stuff to host my baby shower! When are you due?”
Me: “July.”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “This July?”
We both look at him for a moment.
Customer: “How is it you’re the one that gets the pregnancy brain?”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “What?”
Customer: “If it were next July, she’d be pregnant for thirteen months!”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “I don’t know these things! She could be having twins!”
We both looked at him for another moment before she quickly and silently paid, looking a little embarrassed.
jmworacle 2 months ago
A coffe, and some bacon eggs, and hash browns would be nice.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago
The late bird gets a good night’s sleep.
nosirrom 2 months ago
One of the reasons I’m an early riser. GoComics, a cup of coffee, and no one else is up.
deathcheater 2 months ago
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Aunty, the only way you will ever see the early bird is if you were still drinking at sunrise. Now go to bed and sleep it off.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
That’s the morning routine!!!!
CorkLock 2 months ago
You are not a bird. If you were, you would be a Crow or Vulture or Turkey Buzzard eating squat and road kill. Then again …
ladykat 2 months ago
Same here.
cuzinron47 2 months ago
Pardon the interruption, leaving now.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 2 months ago
Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.