FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 07, 2024

Seriously, who eats limburger. This is officially a poll. Please like if yes. I’m curious.

Right, they are only doing their jobs to help you stay healthy! Just let your teeth rot out.

Oh, and I don’t eat limburger.

The ultimate against vampires.

You know Paige, the reverse is true. The dentist/hygienist can make your stay in the chair a living nightmare if he/she desires. Don’t mess with someone with sharp instruments poking around in your mouth.

Paige is setting herself up for an extraction.

First to fly across the Atlantic, “Spirit of St. Louis”, wasn’t it?

Doesn’t she brush her teeth before going to the dentist?

The only friends Paige will have are flies.

Someone who has a crush on a dental hygienist will eat a large package of Oreos before appointment.

My dentist’s false teeth smell funny…..

She doesn’t like looking at the dentist’s gray nasal hairs

Wont work at my dentist, the first thing they do is hand you some mouthwash.

What can be, unburdened by what has been.

Well considering that the only way it will work is if you DON’T brush your teeth, they will probably keep you in the chair longer as it will take just that much longer to clean your teeth.

That’s gonna make the dental hygienist’s eyebrows melt.

Limburger? I don’t even know anyone who eats it or sells it!

The dental office definitely won’t be letting Paige in!

I would say add some cuttlefish to the mix, but that might be fatal

“Make him work for his money!” – Drew Carey

There’s an even worse cheese. Worse because it has live maggots in it, which are supposed to add to the flavor. Those who eat it must thoroughly chew it to prevent having live maggots in their stomach.