Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 13, 2024

There used to be a song with those words…..

Right on! They are dying to get their slimmy claws on Bidens intervew recording so they can distort it to their liking!

Old joke.

I thought that it was the MV Dali versus the Francis Scott Key Bridge!

Insert PAC money. Monies.

Congress has always had the bad rap of not moving fast. All that legislating, I guess. But, who would be the irresistible force? From the right side it’d be Dump. But, from the left?

The best representation money can buy!

Constipation?

Joe Biden appeared to be almost immovable (frozen) at a the recent Juneteenth event at the White House. Occasionally some parts of him moved.

It’s called turn about fair play except Dems cheat.

“Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain

Twain also stated that, “It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”

Government.

Holding the AG in contempt is laughable. Gee I wonder if Merrick Garland is going to prosecute Merrick Garland ?

Lately, Congress has been more of a comedy of errors.

ba dum tss

tRump’s already siphoning campaign contributions to the tRump companies. He admitted, as a convicted felon, that he still owns a gun in Florida.Why is he still running around free?

Makes sense.

Gaza

Gary? SUSIE, YOU SEE ! You flip a rock over an the slimy Trump haters rattle their empty heads, they are provoked at any slight suggestion. They probably think Mark Twain was writing about Trump, kind of like Nostra Damus quatrains, they’re sick. Dont get them started. PLEASE.

Nah. Congress is just the Opposite of Progress.