The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 23, 2024

That’s the purpose of the fluffernutter. If only it had worked.

Altoona?

more like Outtatoona

But “Happy Hour” does let you unburden your soul—and the result can be deep relief.

Panel Two: The ‘Speedo Limit’ should be twenty-five years old.

Hopefully she left her “cords” at Horseshoe Curve! On the tracks!!

Five feet facing today!!

I’ve never heard of fluffernutter.

Maybe it won’t make me happy, but let’s give it a try anyway. Burp! :)

I remember the jingle from the commercial! I ate those sandwiches for years…

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a flutternutter.

Cheap booze makes me happy.

Leroy in a speedo is a horrible visual.

“Eating your fluffernutter?” Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Of course Happy Hour won’t make you happy. The point is to anesthetize you so that your unhappiness doesn’t matter.

Love The Lockhorns.

Leroy? Speedo? Ew.

And RIP Tony Bennett.

lol