Keep it to yourself Fred, keep it to yourself…
Act like you’re so happy to see them home. They might assume you were scared by something or someone and never suspect you did it.
Fred was protecting your clothes from clothes eating moths.
One time a bird fell down our chimney when just the dog was home.
They know Fred too well to suspect that he might have chased the burglar away before the burglar could take anything.
This strip instantly reminded me of a sketch by the great Lorio and Evelyn Hahman. If you like please search on youtube for “Das Bild hängt schied (The picture is crooked)- Loriot in English”.
Fred I do not think you will get a sausage snack today …
Uh oh! Fred…?
A single-panel ‘toon I’ve seen (no idea who the artist was) shows a woman exclaiming in horror that someone has broken in and “wrecked our feng shui!”
Good grief, Fred!
What a hoot! I thought they’d been with Calvin’s family while they got robbed…
I hope you at least caught that moth and it was tasty
Back to angry people. Sigh.
It’s miller time where I live, the little winged horrors!
Well ….. Fred …….. Did you get the moth ??? ….. :)
Bad moth Bad
well that little moth-er
The Dears are Meaner this year
Fred, do you harbor a cat gene or two?
ronaldspence 5 months ago
Keep it to yourself Fred, keep it to yourself…
mikenjanet 5 months ago
Act like you’re so happy to see them home. They might assume you were scared by something or someone and never suspect you did it.
sirbadger 5 months ago
Fred was protecting your clothes from clothes eating moths.
Dean 5 months ago
One time a bird fell down our chimney when just the dog was home.
Calvinist1966 5 months ago
They know Fred too well to suspect that he might have chased the burglar away before the burglar could take anything.
silberdistel 5 months ago
This strip instantly reminded me of a sketch by the great Lorio and Evelyn Hahman. If you like please search on youtube for “Das Bild hängt schied (The picture is crooked)- Loriot in English”.
juicebruce 5 months ago
Fred I do not think you will get a sausage snack today …
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 5 months ago
Uh oh! Fred…?
DHBirr 5 months ago
A single-panel ‘toon I’ve seen (no idea who the artist was) shows a woman exclaiming in horror that someone has broken in and “wrecked our feng shui!”
ladykat 5 months ago
Good grief, Fred!
darcyandsimon 5 months ago
What a hoot! I thought they’d been with Calvin’s family while they got robbed…
SusieB 5 months ago
I hope you at least caught that moth and it was tasty
GSD Mom Premium Member 5 months ago
Back to angry people. Sigh.
gcarlson 5 months ago
It’s miller time where I live, the little winged horrors!
bwswolf 5 months ago
Well ….. Fred …….. Did you get the moth ??? ….. :)
greenlynn Premium Member 5 months ago
Bad moth Bad
dbrucepm 5 months ago
well that little moth-er
anncorr339 5 months ago
The Dears are Meaner this year
pekenpug 5 months ago
Fred, do you harbor a cat gene or two?