Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for May 17, 2024

and I’m having these lock-down moments still, after 3 years of ending it

Send Dan my way, my house could use a good cleaning.

Never, Ever have I even considered vacuuming the oven? Is that a ‘thing’ I’ve missed out on???

I can truthfully say that even at the most boring of times in my life would I have ever considered vacuuming the oven…Dan, you MUST have something better to do than you must vacuum something try one of the cats. At least it would be more sporting, and use up more calories. Amanda knows where the antiseptic and bandaids are.

Vacuuming the oven seems similar to washing the dishes with a dust rag. Also, it’s hard to believe this cartoon got published with the grammatical error in panel 2.

“Benefits of Socialization:Better mental health – it can lighten your mood and make you feel happier. Lower your risk of dementia – social interaction is good for your brain health. Promotes a sense of safety, belonging and security. Allows you to confide in others and let them confide in you.”

As amember of the Dull Men’s club, I approve of this message.

It’s good to take some time off from ministry, so you don’t burn out!

Is the little shop vac used in the Little Shop of Horrors?

(RIP Roger Corman).