Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 22, 2024

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago

    Eyebleach!

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    Macushlalondra  6 months ago

    Poor Mittens!

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    cat19632001  6 months ago

    Don’t look, Mittens!

    But it was too late.

    He’d gotten a free shot.

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    Just_Karl  6 months ago

    As long as your face doesn’t melt like in “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” you’ll be fine.

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    The Goon Show Premium Member 6 months ago

    I figured her “Patty parts” were fake tanned since she works at a tanning salon.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    You didn’t lose a whole life, Mittens, but that’s 30 minutes you’ll never get back!

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    Hooligan918  6 months ago

    Brain Bleach on Aisle 2.

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    stairsteppublishing  6 months ago

    Never seen Drunk Patty, but imagine that Mittens and I both would have lost more than one life, two, made three.

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    SusieB  6 months ago

    Not sure which side was up. Maybe she’s wearing a butt floss bikini

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    Red Bird  6 months ago

    There goes my appetite. I’m gonna need a puke bucket.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Reminds me of an Armando Iannucci bit where he talks about how many lives cats are said to have in different cultures. In the UK cats have nine lives. In Italy, cats have zero lives. Oops, he misread that, in Italy cats have olives.

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