Close to Home by John McPherson for May 31, 2024

They’re gonna need a bigger, harder swatter.

Tomorrow’s special

At first, I thought they were nurses and I thought, “What the f…???”

Girls just wanna have fun.

Not having been in a cafeteria for decades I’m confused by this.

Eeeew… lol…

Same as diner cooks.

It’s like a Roger Corman picture.

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Hit the Flyñata with the Flyswatta!

Wait! Thats not a flyswatter, that’s the burger spatula.

You’re going to need a bigger flyswatter.

That is one ugly pinata!

Hilarious! What a Buzz kill!

Huh. Get the bazooka. :)

Not sure I want to see what comes out of that one.

We seem to have a theme going the last couple of days.

Eeewwww! What’s in there?! Fly paper, doggie doo, and yesterdays hamburger helper?

From 2013… at first I thought it was a bunch of nurses swatting a cicada.

Probably filled with slop