Now watch the escargot!
Not going to happen.
Picturing the self-checkout line.
What? I thought I was sprinting.
Be grateful that manners are being put on display for a change.
I’m not running.
So that’s how you tell the males from the females; the male snails open doors
I assume that isn’t a fast food place,
I’m sure he’s used to waiting, it’ll take him some time to get through the door himself.
That’s the way slugs go; ride’em cowboy, ever so slow!
My maternal grandmother had a saying which I have come to adopt—“If I have to hurry, I don’t go.”
November 25, 2017
Pocosdad 5 months ago
Now watch the escargot!
saylorgirl 5 months ago
Not going to happen.
Bellboy 5 months ago
Picturing the self-checkout line.
MRBLUESKY529 5 months ago
What? I thought I was sprinting.
Anters55 5 months ago
Be grateful that manners are being put on display for a change.
ladykat 5 months ago
I’m not running.
mindjob 5 months ago
So that’s how you tell the males from the females; the male snails open doors
Lablubber 5 months ago
I assume that isn’t a fast food place,
cuzinron47 5 months ago
I’m sure he’s used to waiting, it’ll take him some time to get through the door himself.
guitarpicker56 5 months ago
That’s the way slugs go; ride’em cowboy, ever so slow!
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
My maternal grandmother had a saying which I have come to adopt—“If I have to hurry, I don’t go.”