Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 29, 2024

or into a quick sand pool.

Or in a pile of camel poop.

Did someone say dessert? Oh, desert…

Andy should be a gondolier with as much time as he spends in canals’

Did the colorist use the wrong blue for the sky?

I had read that there is a desert in the Antarctic that is dryer. It hadn’t rained in something like a thousand years or so and it is so dry that if you were to die there, you would just mummify, you can’t decompose.

That lad would probably find the only Oasis in 100 miles.

I doubt if the canal waters are blue like that. Perhaps a brownish tinge? Yellowish? Green?

He won’t survive without a pub.

Wouldn’t the bar be in an oasis?

Midnight at the “Oasis!”

Don’t they have a special “retriever” so they don’t get their uniforms wet?

Andy’s going to drown in that canal someday.

If he keeps it up, they’re going to name that canal after him, I wager there’s already nickname for that canal: “Capp’s Ditch”.

And if there’s no oasis, there will probably be a camel trough near the pub….

Not much chance of Andy staying dry, he loves his ale.

Since the Atacama Desert is in Chile he’s more likely to fall in llama poop.

BACK STROKE ANDY….BACK STROKE!

There’s a saying about who God looks after, so Andy should be safe wherever he goes. :)

Oasis is the name of a soft drink and a band (my favourite band) over here.

Just thought I’d mention that.

xxx

He would be very valuable in the desert. He could find water no no one else could.

Knowing Andy, he’d probably stumble into a cactus.

If Andy had been in charge of laying out the Nazca Lines, there wouldn’t be any straight ones.