Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 26, 2024

He lives in Florida!!!

… in a retirement community…

The premiums were higher than a kite anyway

There’s a notification of yet another lawsuit filed by Shermy

How can he (afford to) go fly a kite when his kite is no longer covered?

Don’t worry Charlie Brown, they wouldn’t insure Ben Franklin’s kite either.

Sometimes, all it takes is one claim for your insurance company to drop you like a hot potato.

They didn’t like his check kites.

Upon which a cheshire cat grin spread on his face. Snoopy was given carte blanche to chew up everything in the insurance building.

It’s a letter a lot of us will be getting if all these frivolous claims keep happening. I think there needs to be a limit on how many times your house can… burn, flood, get blown away.

Charlie will leave society and become a Brown recluse.

Charlie Brown lives in Floriduh?

Reminds me of a guy I used to know who kept insurance on his XXX white beaver Stetson hat, then hung it on hatracks in local diners while he ate lunch! He was always shocked when they were swiped, but the insurance company paid out at least four times!

Look at all those kites in the tree!!!! LOL! :)

….good grief

Sounds like the new State Farm service jingle…