Mike Beckom for May 20, 2024

I like to tinker with electronics in my spare time. I have this program that looks for quotes on the internet and displays them on screen. For fun I deleted the names of scientists it searches for – Einstein, Madame Curie, Stephen Hawkins, Carl Sagan, etc and replaced them with Donald Trump. So now it prints quotes from the Donald and they alternate between hysterically funny(not in the way that we’re laughing with you) and frightening.

What can you say about a man who’s quotes include:

“The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. "

Paynfully stupid

forgot the best song – Do you know who won the last election! (Whose the President now!)

Given the fact Biden won the last debate and election gives you an indication how bad Trump is at uh, everything.

Whoa. What a takedown. Biden should just give up. —Content supplied by completely organic CI (conservative ignorance).

Turmps anthem is germany 1933

Is that the best you can do Beckom? Trump will freeze after the first topic.

Beckom years to return to when refrigerated trucks were used as temporary morgues and the economy was in the toilet.

MAGAt analysis skills.

Really dumb.

By comparison, Mike Lindell is a comic genius!

Race baiter Joe Biden performs “Mammy” by Al Jolsen at Morehead College’s commencement. “How I love ya’, how I love ya’, I’m y’alls dear old Joey.”

Mr. Recession is getting to be like SKelley, turning to worn out memes to cover up the desperation over his Messiah and the legal problems.