A big corporation I worked for had us down for an IT conference in Florida once to wine and dine us. Since our corporation owned SeaWorld at the time, they had us there for drinks and hor’dourves in the shark tunnels, which was cool. Then they served us dinner in the penguin house. It was awful! Hard to tell which was worse: The deafening sound of the penguins or their stomach-churning stench.
PRO TIP: If you ever find yourself owning SeaWorld and wanting to through a party, just stick to the shark tunnel and skip serving dinner.
Owing to the shortage of toilets in Antarctica, as I understand, I would expect large areas of its coastline to be somewhat on the nose. But then again, maybe the aroma freezes in the cold air, and falls to the ground.
Oddly enough, I was just recently reading in one of my trivia books that scientists had been studying views of the planet (possibly Google Earth) and were perplexed by what looked like huge stains on the ice fields. They found that that was exactly what they were: guano stains from penguin colonies. They started using them to track the colonies and even discovered an unknown colony.
cmxx 10 days ago
Pretty sure all penguin colonies are smelly. He’s just jealous because Adelies are cuter than Emperors.
SHIVA 10 days ago
The Macaroni penguins are my favorite.
Mediatech 10 days ago
That’s what icebergs do, they melt.
Need coffee 10 days ago
Must be from all that rolling in the deep. Bet they at least said hello.
win.45mag 9 days ago
Nuthin’ worse than fish farts. Coupled with fish breath.
Tweener Premium Member 9 days ago
A big corporation I worked for had us down for an IT conference in Florida once to wine and dine us. Since our corporation owned SeaWorld at the time, they had us there for drinks and hor’dourves in the shark tunnels, which was cool. Then they served us dinner in the penguin house. It was awful! Hard to tell which was worse: The deafening sound of the penguins or their stomach-churning stench.
PRO TIP: If you ever find yourself owning SeaWorld and wanting to through a party, just stick to the shark tunnel and skip serving dinner.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 days ago
They do look smelly, don’t they. Eat ’em up, Sherman.
bloodykate 9 days ago
Giggle!
ScottJB 9 days ago
Sherman is thinking: “Also rhymes with deli.”
markkahler52 9 days ago
Opus’ mother is around there somewhere….
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 days ago
Smelly penguins. Sherman would like that.
JP Steve Premium Member 9 days ago
Darn! I’ve always pronounced it A-DAY-lee…
rob.home 9 days ago
Owing to the shortage of toilets in Antarctica, as I understand, I would expect large areas of its coastline to be somewhat on the nose. But then again, maybe the aroma freezes in the cold air, and falls to the ground.
DKHenderson 5 days ago
Oddly enough, I was just recently reading in one of my trivia books that scientists had been studying views of the planet (possibly Google Earth) and were perplexed by what looked like huge stains on the ice fields. They found that that was exactly what they were: guano stains from penguin colonies. They started using them to track the colonies and even discovered an unknown colony.