The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 13, 2024

Stirred not shaken.

so do the olives make the martini more special or does the martini make the olives more super?

By the look on her face and clenched fists, Don’t think Loretta liked that comment.

Just pour it down his shirt, Loretta!

What’s HER problem, as usual?!

In excess in multiple martinis as Leroy drinks them — more like a “stupor food.”

no, to quote Fleming “I ordered a martini, not a soused olive” I prefer a twist of lemon peel

Methinks he will soon be shaken, not stirred.

But only if they are pimento stuffed.

Whatever. Don’t really like either. I’ll just have a beer thanks. Burp! :)

In the movie Auntie Mame a kid makes a martini for a banker. He does and excellent job, just swirls the vermouth in the glass and pours it out. He says Auntie Mame doesn’t use olives because they take up too much room. I solved that with larger glasses.

Goodness he looks pleased with himself.

More like a stupor food.

Just make Loretta one (extra strong,) Leroy, and, that grimmance will be disappearing.

He’s happy when he has his al-key-hall.

I can’t stand the taste of a martini but I like the olives that were in it.

That is what makes him able to put up with loretta

No feet facing, but nine olives showing.