Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 21, 2024

Skyler does it again…..

Skyler is about to get an A+ in stupidity.

I don’t get it. A little help.

A myth is as good as a mile.

Actually, it’s a young unwed female moth. The married ones are referred to as Mythith.

A myth ith ath good ath a mile.

That answer is a mythtake!

An old one.

There is a technical definition of myth quite apart from the popular usage of the word. Taught a political science class one time… Reading the first chapter it promised to use the technical definition of the term myth in analyzing political perceptions. I was tremendously excited about the textbook – until all later chapters ignored the technical definition, and sometimes even showed a hazy understanding of the popular term. Meanwhile, three authors with degrees in political science to write the textbook and not one American historian to check and verify they got their facts right when they talked history?

Seems right. Doe a deer, after all…

Well after she has kids she is a “moth-er” mother, get it? Oh, well…

Skyler is mything out.

ALSO: An unmarried woman with a lisp

It’s a myth to say that a myth is a female moth.

Saying that a myth is a female moth is a mythtake.

Thome thay that thaying a myth ith a moth ith clothe, but I thay that they mythed it by that much.

Myth, math, I was takin’ a bath~

“Myths are things that never happened but always are.” —Sallustius

Although to my mind, that’s only true of some myths. I think of myths as collective waking dreams; like other dreams, they may come out of the gate of horn or the gate of ivory.

That’s a myth-conception

Anyone got a dunce cap for him?

Watch it, Skyler — you’re courting trouble with Woke identity groups…..

a Myth before she is a Mythas.

♬♪ “Myth, a moth, a female moth…” ♫♩

Sorry, that’s incorrect says Mr Jeopardy Ken Jennings buzz. Anyone else?

Skyler mythed the boat.

Young Man: It’s all a myth! A myth, I say!

Young woman: Yeth?

Oh no. I mythed again.

He’s mythtaken.

Sounds like the “muppet Movie” running gag.