Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 30, 2024

Probably a guy who was planning to steal it later.

That happens to me sometimes—I forget where I put something a minute ago! Especially when I’m stressed. Ah, the woes of aging!

When I can’t find the keys, they’re probably sticking out of the back doorknob.

Take the broom, Its faster and cheaper

“Other dress?” The Autumn-Winter one?

The older I get, the more of that sort of thing I do.

Maybe she’s too old to drive? Many are.

You did, Broomie.

Mr. Meyers, I expect… ☺

I still haven’t found those truck keys…

Been there, done that. Just one little distraction…

Didn’t Broomie used to wear USMC underwear?

I once left the car running when I went into the beauty shop, and when I came out, it was still running. I’m lucky it wasn’t stolen that day. The ignition is keyless, and I forgot to turn the engine off before I left the car.

The person that last drove the car, that should narrow it down for you.

If I did that in my car, the battery would be dead by now.