Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 30, 2024

Ralph cools the house while he stares at food choices.

It’s so sad when there’s nothing “made” in the fridge, just ingredients. Let Honeybunch take over, Ralph; FEAST is a-coming!

I think the same comments were made in the Fifties about watching too much T.V. I can’t say that they were wrong.

Save energy! Take a picture of the fridge contents and close the door. Make your selection in the comfort of your easy chair.

No, Ralph’s just a natural.

Next, he’ll be complainin’ ’bout the electric bill.

And don’t get June started on the electric bills.

I must have inherited is genes. I spend more time than I need to, staring at food, trying to decide what I want.

Ralph’s Amana the people.

Of course with Honeybunch it’s the TV.

Why do newspapers think the solution is to make us spend MORE time on devices?