Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 08, 2024

And some parts were so scary they were past tense.

Grammar got run over by a reindeer.

Just don’t ever say to a grammarian “What’s past is present.”

Some parts were past tense.

“The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.”

It was predicated on a tense subject.

It’s all in the past, though.

It included time travel and found the “‘Future Perfect’ has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.”

Was it a period piece?

The J on the window is backward!

Great, except for some know-it-all who kept saying that the usage of things was incorrect. :)

Then there was the movie about camping. Some parts were in tents.

Good pun.

next week, he’ll see one about grandpa…

Other parts were spell-binding.