The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2024

Shouldn’t that be Jason and the Ascot Knot?

Jason: “The Fox chases the rabbit around the tree twice, ergo . . . knot!”

Arrgh!

Better to chase a rabbit than go down a rabbit hole.

He’s knot up to the task.

Best go get a clip-on!

Embarrassed by his fashion failure, Jason decided to wear a hockey mask instead.

Windsor Shminser

Clever

It’s knot as easy as you think.

That may be the most tortured pun you’ve ever done.

Hey, I saw the Argo movie, and I remember the funny thing they said to each other, “Argo ….. yourself”

I remember well how to tie a Windsor knot because I had so many years practice but I’ve not touched a tie since I retired 28 years ago.

Medea will tie it for him, just like she fixed everything else.

Fox chases the rabbit? Sounds like he’s trying to tie a bowline knot.

Just imagine if it were a bow tie! I never could get that right. So, I opted for clip-on.

Okay, what kind of mind jumps from “Jason and the Argonauts” to THIS? LOL.

So could we have some instruction on how to tie the Argo knot?

Maybe one of those cowboy “string ties” would work better for you Jay.

This is much ado about knotting.

Looks like he’s got his knickers in a knot as well.

’Retired in 2K, went to a funeral last month and forgot how to tie the cotton-picken thing, and had no choice but to go commando.

Tie it right once. Then loosen to remove, and never tie the knot again.

He’s fit to be tied.

Someone should prank Jason by hiding his pteruges and make him tie a bunch of ties around his waist instead.

jason just wants to go out and tie one on…

I can understand why he went after the gold, but why the fleas?

“Screw the tie, just go “tie one on”……

Tying a Windsor knot is “child’s play” compared with tying a Gordian knot. Of course, you’d have to get Alexander the Great to “untie” it!

Try a 3/4 Windsor Knot. It’s tidier, and uses less tie. (I REFUSE to use a 4-in-hand knot. It’s not symmetrical, and makes my OCD go “YOINK! YOINK!”)