F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 04, 2024

Psst! Dude, just imagine you paid it!

Does that apply to negative gearing?

That’s why I pay my taxes with imaginary money.

(I am for some reason reminded of John & Yoko’s first meeting. She had an art exhibit set up with a board labelled “hammer a nail in”. John asked if he could do so, but she wanted to keep it pristine for the opening the next day, but if he insisted he’d have to pay her five shillings. So he hammered an imaginary nail in and gave her five imaginary shillings.)

Always visualize tax write-offs!

I’ve said long ago that if the government could put a meter on our toilet paper rolls, they’d tax us for every piece we use.

Does that mean my couch is imaginary? A lot money collects in the cushions when the change falls out of my pants. Oh great, now I am worried my pants are imaginary.

That’s good to know. So I can pay my taxes with imaginary money?

They must be in California.

No greater truth has ever been spoken….

Even if it is imaginary or future money the Democrats will find a way to tax it.

And thus is born the idea of crypto currency

And that’s why I went for material assets years ago and am now heavily invested in beanie babys!

Or Did I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND MAN?!

Panel 2: The trial for blasphemy.

They would if they could.