Well, you should have built a very shallow ramp up and over your house, probably with some water and lettuce (or whatever these tortoises like to eat) growing alongside. You could probably have gotten a multi-billion dollar grant from the government (because it’s not their money!!!)
In Guelph, Ontario, Canada, squatters protested development on land where Jefferson Salamanders MIGHT live. Turns out , there was NEVER any sighting of a Jefferson Salamander in that area. After a couple months they were booted off the land.
ronaldspence 6 months ago
at least they are not mutant, or ninjas…can’t speak to their age…
Farside99 6 months ago
Well, you should have built a very shallow ramp up and over your house, probably with some water and lettuce (or whatever these tortoises like to eat) growing alongside. You could probably have gotten a multi-billion dollar grant from the government (because it’s not their money!!!)
cdward 6 months ago
It’s not a glitch; it’s a feature.
hfergus Premium Member 6 months ago
2024 cartoon. Where is Bleeb?
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
When someone was to slow, my ol’ Grampa used to say “Yep, they took off faster than herd of turtles!”
So, round ‘em up, Bleeb, and corral them dogies!
Bleeb? Yo, Bleeb… where are ya? I guess Bleeb had too much of Grampa’s old “cough medicine” last night! ツ
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
That would be so cool!
DawnQuinn1 6 months ago
In Guelph, Ontario, Canada, squatters protested development on land where Jefferson Salamanders MIGHT live. Turns out , there was NEVER any sighting of a Jefferson Salamander in that area. After a couple months they were booted off the land.
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
It’s turtles all the way down.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
“Look out, they’re coming right tortoise!!”
MissScarlet Premium Member 6 months ago
Isn’t this the kind of thing that environmental impact reports are supposed to know?
Buoy 6 months ago
Anytime you see a turtle on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
coffeeturtle 6 months ago
they are making straight for the coffee maker in the kitchen no doubt
8^)
Elder Lee Fox 6 months ago
Now if Canadian Geese weren’t protected there wouldn’t be as much stuff on the ground.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 6 months ago
Watch the old movie “Elephant Walk”.
geese28 6 months ago
Now teach them Ninjutsu and named after famous renaissance painters
the lost wizard 6 months ago
My husband was really pi$$ed after all the money we shelled out for this place. :)
jbduncan 5 months ago
Time to make the soup!