Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for June 08, 2024

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 5 months ago

    My thought exactly.

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    Argythree  5 months ago

    Consider the real alternative to aging…

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    “I intend to live forever, or die trying.”—Groucho Marx

    “Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.”—Benjamin Franklin

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”—Mark Twain

    “The idea is to die young as late as possible.”—Ashley Montagu

    “Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.”—David Gerrold

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    pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago

    I understand there are child-rearing books with titles like “Now You Are Three” or “Now You Are Five”. I wish I could have had some books titled “Now You Are 60” or “Now You Are 70”. Then maybe getting old might not have come as such a surprise to me.

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    As Nancy Kulp a.k.a Jane Hataway said after she was told her chemo failed to work said: “We all come into to this life with a certian amount of years yet we all foolishly like to think we are the exception.”

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    LadyPeterW  5 months ago

    Yep. My MIL, bless her memory, was fond of saying “Old age ain’t fer sissies! But, considering the alternative, I’ll gladly grow old!”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    I have a doctor’s appt coming up and now you have to fill out questionnaires online. One asks if I have any aches and pains. What a silly question to ask someone of my old age. I’m surprised, I don’t have more than I do.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Sorry, no exceptions.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t we all. One day it’s like a nasty surprise.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    It won’t be so tiresome when you don’t age no more.

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