Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 29, 2024

I had three popups for 22 years. Now my cell is the popup. I turn it off when I go to bed.

It’s just the DadBlocker…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

KIDS………

That’ll lead to the next pop-up, “I gotta go potty”.

Cartoons are getting a bit too much with insinuations Get enough everywhere else. Kids are not stupid.

She’s thinking to herself, “Saved!”

Do you forget how you came to be a daddy ?

Foiled again.