The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 08, 2024

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    codycab  5 months ago

    “Not too bad”? I say it was awesome!

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    Ahuehuete  5 months ago

    Oh, she bought the stuff that comes in the 2 gallon plastic tub

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    It has become “heavy ice cream”.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 5 months ago

    With those toppings I could eat a rice cake.

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eeww, Brutus. Peanuts on your ice cream?!

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    No sprinkles?

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    a sage  5 months ago

    There was a reason he was supposed to be eating light ice cream.

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    s_krumpe  5 months ago

    Gotta make it edible somehow

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    Sundae on a Saturday…

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    dcdete.  5 months ago

    Well whipped cream sure is light-weight, and a maraschino cherry doesn’t weigh much, but depending on the number of peanuts you use, they may weigh several ounces or a pound or two onto the ice cream’s weight!

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    exness Premium Member 5 months ago

    You forgot the banana.

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    DEACON FRED  5 months ago

    I can see why!!

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    Brutus, like me, is a man of simple pleasures. By eating light ice cream he can indulge himself with more of the toppings.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    About the only nuts I can stand in ice cream is pecans. Butter Pecan ice cream is the best.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    must not like his stuff being light… I can relate. :D

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    That’ll make any ice cream taste good!

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    Great thing about ice cream IS its ability to be improved with toppings, especially hot fudge, caramel and strawberry preserves, a favourite of mine. AND a cookie or two on the side, just for appearance sake of course……

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    The Maraschino cherry is so he doesn’t get scurvy.

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    It needed a little more flavor.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Should have just loaded up a bowl with toppings and put a little light ice cream on top.

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    CorkLock  5 months ago

    Here in Robeson County N.C. Homemade Grape ice cream is the hit from May day past Labor day. And Collard sandwiches. Two pieces Fried Cornbread with fried Fat Back meat and heaping amount of fried Collards to make sandwich. Top of the world eats. Country people know how to eat cheap and good.

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    CorkLock  5 months ago

    Nutty Buddy ice cream cones are great. But not real ice cream. Why they really don’t melt. Goggle it.

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    brianpesci  5 months ago

    and caramel sauce!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Attaboy Brutus…be creative!

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    bigplayray  5 months ago

    Ha! My wife has us making turkey or chicken “Burgers” instead of beef. I will infuse my patty with grated cheese and then cheese on top then a boat load of mayonnaise. Not bad at All!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago

    After years of having to make “adjustments” to Gladys’s cooking to make it edible, Brutus is on autopilot when food is placed in front of him.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Let’s just say it needed a little help.

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    what?! only one cherry?

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    Defeating the purpose of light ice cream, Brutus! :-D

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    He was careful to avoid those fattening Sprinkles.

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    princesshickory Premium Member 5 months ago

    Atta boy, Brutus!!! Good for you!

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    Lola85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    He must not be able to get Blue Bell No Sugar-Added Ice Cream. It’s pretty good.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    i’m amazed that he forgot the anchovies…

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