Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2024

I don’t know that story. I guess I’ll have to catch up.

How about Winfrey’s audience…The Fandom of the Oprah.

Dan, buddy, I know they can’t all be winners but you’re really reaching here.

Let’s call the whole thing off.

Sing for your supper. :)

Throw him at her.

Ha! An Italian favorite! Little garlic, fresh pasta, stewed Phantomato…

My Pear Lady.

Hard attempt at the pun, but it works. The lady looks like Emmy Rossum, who was in the cinematic version. As opposed to Sarah Brightman who starred in the theatrical version.

Portmanteau as well as pun.

The main song is “Music of the Nightshade”