I loved dancing the ballet. I started dancing at 5 years old and continued up into my mid 20’s. Our dance class was invited to dance with the Baltimore Professional Ballet Company when I was 8. What a wonderful experience to be around all these beautiful professionals.
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 days ago
Oh, that’s tutu bad…..
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 8 days ago
Almost pigeon toed. Whatever that means?
Imagine 8 days ago
That joke was en pointe.
Superfrog 8 days ago
Pas de duh.
wmwiii Premium Member 7 days ago
Looks like she can still ballet up to the barre.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
My neighbors 7-year old son constantly insists that she uses her ballet skills around the house…
He really keeps her on her toes.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn’t appreciate being referred to as “Pole dancers.”
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet…
They were two toucans.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
The inventor of the ballet skirt was having trouble finding a name for it…
But then he put tu and tu together.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 days ago
So my plumber is doing this Christmas-time ballet….
He’s calling it the Buttcracker.
Kimmies01 7 days ago
I loved dancing the ballet. I started dancing at 5 years old and continued up into my mid 20’s. Our dance class was invited to dance with the Baltimore Professional Ballet Company when I was 8. What a wonderful experience to be around all these beautiful professionals.
MacGuyver 7 days ago
So she didn’t pass the Barre exam?
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon 7 days ago
Did you line the toe?
Just-me 7 days ago
“The only thing that changes
Is my mind
I never could toe the mark
And I never could walk the line."
Never Could Toe The Mark. Waylon Jennings
dcebinger 7 days ago
If ballarinas are always on their toes, why not get taller ballarians?
curtisrus 7 days ago
So Muffy was not successful like Johnny Cash, who was able to walk the line.
KEA 7 days ago
the barre was too high
stamps 7 days ago
Yeah, she’s been barred for life.
prrdh 7 days ago
The instructor was a heel, anyway.
kathleenhicks62 7 days ago
LOL!!!
ekke 7 days ago
Which left me with a job in manual labor. Now I tow the line!
eced52 7 days ago
Kept breaking out the toes of her ballet shoes.
razzledazzle295 7 days ago
She accidentally kicked everybody while working on her twirls.
eddi-TBH 7 days ago
Ballet up to the barre boys.