Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2024

He is too average now. Boo, Dan, boo!

What he needs is this secret identity of mild mannered average guy until it is time to enters phone booth and becomes Superhaywireman!

Oh the humility of the boring job!!! Come on Dan, just one Ka-Pow!!! On the bosses nose!!!

I think Rip and the scientists are not taking the personalities of Breezy and Hazy into account. Boring “normality” is much more likely to send them round the bend.

Rip Haywire to Ward Cleaver, this ain’t good.

Is Weathers like Dithers, or, Foofram?

Great! The next thing you know, he’ll be crashing into mailmen!

Have to keep those giggling fists under control. :)

KA-AVERAGE JOE!

Hopefully, this is only temporary and Rip will inevitably go back to his goon bashing adventures.

Don’t worry. Drama and adventure will always find the Haywire family.

It’s time for Breezy and Fireball-Hazy to regain their inner amazons.

Anyone who can communicate with animals the way Rip can, is clearly above-average. And he was doing this long before the Call of the Wild.

Um, Mr. Weathers !? What’s he going to do next — eat a giant sandwich, knock down the mailman, Mr. “Easley”?

Doesn’t he mean “Mr. Dithers”?