Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2024

Thank you, Mr. Weathers! Give Rip your executive suite!

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Rip.

oh, wait! I guess you didn’t ..

Is El Boom going to become Ka Boom?

Whadya knows. Them steenky corporates is all the same. Always wants you to does all other works also than what you was be designated for.

A fool? Or someone who read Rip’s resume?

A fool and his job are soon separated!!!

If you don’t look for adventure, Rip, adventure will look for you.

Janitor? Rip will make a great “clean up” man.

ka-custodian

Rip: Just when you thought you had left dangerous adventuring behind, fate drags you back in. And let’s face it, your fists love the prospect of meeting a few faces.

If fists had skulls, Rip’s would be bored out of them by now. At least their customary good humor will be restored now.

Wait a minute, why is the janitor cleaning in Boss Whathers’ office while he is still there?

KA-JANITOR!

Well, so much f or a boring, mundane life. Bring on the the adventure! The fists will soon be giggling again.

Dan never disappoints his readers. The Haywire family are magnets for kaadventure!

Hey, who better than a janitor to clean up whatever mess Phillips is into, right? Perhaps Boss Weathers is a fan of “The Cleaning Lady”?

Now Rip needs the perfect excuse to tell Breezy and Hazy. Deep down, though, this trip might end up being like Rip’s honeymoon with Breezy, I think.

Rip living a normal life was a nonstarter.

When your nose spells adventure and your eyebrows scream heroism, these kinds of things are bound to happen. :)

Rip just radiates mission-guy vibes.