Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 12, 2024

Bets always offloads the misery

Does this have something to do with daylight saving time?

Does he want to get back in hockey shape? Will this be worse than a month without meat? Is she very good in bed?

Returning a clock isn’t that difficult.

Hope you don’t get winded turning back the clock!

She needs to help him go back to playing hockey

I know this one! Mom goes on a diet… Everyone goes on a diet… ☺

“After adjustment for multiple potential confounding factors, every one-unit increase in BMI was associated with a 12% reduction in the odds of healthy survival (95% CI 10–14%). Compared with lean women (BMI 18.5–22.9), obese women (BMI ≥ 30) had 79% lower odds of healthy survival to the age of ≥70 (95% CI 71–85%).”The latest data indicate that 39.6 percent of U.S. adults are obese. Another 31.6 percent are overweight.

(From the National Institute of Health.)

Bottom line: overweight is bad for life expectancy.

That’ll thin him down. Let’s go MONSTERS!

Seems like it wasn’t that long ago that Betty trained for a marathon and finished the race.

“Good luck with that, Betty. Junior and I are going to grab McDonald’s and play video games. You want us to pick you up anything? Bigger size jeans, maybe?”

Why must the husband suffer for the wife’s guilt?