The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for August 05, 2024

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    Ida No  5 months ago

    Unicorn!

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Go to mirror store and take in the awesome views.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Stay away from the funhouse mirrors. You cannot forget the trauma from previous trip.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Take a walk by department store windows. You will get distracted by your reflections and walk into others and stumble into traffic.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    It’s a sad and pathetic human who, underneath all the bravado, is an insecure, cowardly bully!

    Boo Hiss

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    simonwerman Premium Member 5 months ago

    9. Touch up my orange hair dye.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Borrow money from others because I deserve it.

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    CougarAllen  5 months ago

    Learn to spell narcissist — or better yet, take over the world and make everybody else spell it your way!

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