The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for August 05, 2024

Unicorn!

Go to mirror store and take in the awesome views.

Stay away from the funhouse mirrors. You cannot forget the trauma from previous trip.

Take a walk by department store windows. You will get distracted by your reflections and walk into others and stumble into traffic.

It’s a sad and pathetic human who, underneath all the bravado, is an insecure, cowardly bully!

Boo Hiss

9. Touch up my orange hair dye.

Borrow money from others because I deserve it.

Learn to spell narcissist — or better yet, take over the world and make everybody else spell it your way!