Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for June 07, 2024

Left justified.

Not if your plan was to die early.

Wonder if you would be on that walk now if you had used your brain….

Morbid…but funny.

You haven’t gotten to the entrance exam at the Pearly Gates yet!

.. nor food, nor water

I bet if you’d used algebra, you wouldn’t be in your current condition

I just wish I ate more bacon.

Algebra bolsters logic skills and introduces abstract thinking, and death is a pretty abstract concept, at least until you die. Is it ironic that most people never think about Death or Algebra?

yet another satisfied weener

If this carcinogenic additive is four times as common in your diet as …

The approach of death, a flimsy backless medical gown in a cold hallway.