Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 21, 2024

Doc knows his stuff with a name like that………

So tell me doc, what is the sound of one cheek clapping?

I had a proctologist take out my appendix. But he didn’t take it out my rectum.

Just call us if you have fanny questions.

“The Bowel Run of the Stars—imagine doing a sigmoidoscopy on Groucho Marx? On Mae West, on Fay Wray, on Kong! On all those stars who think that the colon is filled with cologne.”

—The Fat Man

I really don’t understand why people put expensive devices in their back pockets.

I don’t understand how people can butt dial so accurately, and often.

That’s a gas

Hope that every time she uses that brilliant little witticism she doesn’t break her arm patting herself on the back.