Overboard by Chip Dunham for June 19, 2024

You’ve got to hand it to him

Years ago I signed up for ballroom dance lessons. The teacher would have dance parties for the students (or anyone) to practice their steps; someone noticed the boys were not washing their hands after doing their “thing”, and a sign was posted on the inside of the Mens Room door. The ladies were aghast upon finding out the news. Some women started wearing gloves afterwards!!!

An air force officer and a marine were using the facilities. As the marine turned to walk out, the air force officer loudly stated “At the academy they taught us to wash our hands afterwards”. The marine replies over his shoulder “Yeah well at boot camp we were taught not to P on our hands in the first place!”

As deadly as these duels are, they could save A LOT of sword sharpening time, and just use pillows and carnations and feathers.

Good morning Crew!

I’m trying to figure out what all the gray matter is…dirt, dust, or smoke? ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/¯

It’s good to see Henry upholding the standards of good hygiene, even on a pirate ship.

The real problem is that there is no toilet paper in the guest washroom…

THANK YOU! Man, I was hoping at least that one thing would change after the stoopid pandemic….

If they want to prevent the green ship pirates from coming over to fight, put one of those electronic combo locks on the bathroom door.

I’m hoping no one here posted any negative comments on the “Baldo” strip.

What a weird world when basic sanitary practices become “fighting words”.

I swear this is a repeat.

these days, i’m always amazed if i see a guy actually washing his hands in a public facility…

Well, how thoughtful to take a mid-battle break to tidy up. These guys do it all, don’t they?

’Evening, Crew.

Who raised you? A marine?

Good night, Locos!

Good evening, crew!

(Back within an hour to say good morning, lol.)