Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 18, 2024

them’s some zingy zinnias and perky pansies

Next time use the decaffeinated coffee grounds.

Reminds me of “The Simpsons” when they crossed tobacco plants with tomato plants.

Grounds for divorce?

Just heard on radio…. those who sit around and drink coffee live longer than those who don’t drink coffee and sit around.

happy little plants

A classic!! On a par with Ninja Sloth!!

It’s too hot for coffee today.

Coffee grounds are high in nitrogen, so there would be lots of leaves, not so many blooms.

That wasn’t coffee ground, that was the scrapings from the meth pipe.

I quit putting the grounds from my Nuclear Coffee on the Begonias when I caught them eating a squirrel

I have a Christmas Cactus that once a month it gets a diluted recycled coffee pod and so far has bloomed more than scheduled. Same with coleus. I’m fostering a plant we call Audrey, have to be careful with that one, we have a small dog and well, its Audrey

Wild flowers

Too much caffeine and they’ll end up soiling themselves.

This is the exact reason you don’t put coffee grounds on your flowers after 6pm.

Ha! Looks like they’ve been out all night!

Mom puts her coffee grounds on her lawn and she says there is more small piles from the worms where she puts the coffee and when she puts it further to the left or right the piles move. Makes you wonder if the addicted worms get headaches when she puts the coffee on an entirely different place…

This seems like some kind of “plant” by the coffee interests.

Bravo!!!