Kliban by B. Kliban for June 24, 2024

And, “If a tree falls in the airport, how many Hare Krishnas will be injured?”.

Blue, no red! SWOOOSH!

Enough to keep me on the ground. Saffron of course, but I’ll take what I can get.

Aah, the eternal quest for wisdom, diet tips, and security question answers.

I was walking a dirt road behind an arena. I huge limo whizzed by me. It was the Dali Lama. He was to speak that night. I couldn’t get tickets….

Buddhism is just another religion, just like any other religion. There is some question whether tbe Budda actually existed.

…and what’s your sign? (Mine is ‘Impaired Vertical Clearance’)

Hey, don’t roll your third eye at me!

Can an African swallow carry a coconut?

Who is Ian Mollask?

Who is John Galt?