Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 11, 2024

I remember that, it does ring a bell.

He’s riding over the hump…

Never knew that he was so inclined.

he’s a dead ringer for Nick Cage

My. What lovely knockers!….

If he crashes, he’ll get his bell rung!!

You can ring my Beeellllll!

There’s a knock on the cathedral door. The vicar opens the door and sees a man with no arms. “I’d like to be hired as your bellringer”. The vicar asks “How will you do this with no arms”? “Take me to the bell tower and I’ll show you”. So they go up toe tower, and the armless man runs toward the bell and hits it with his face, and the sound is astoundingly beautiful. The vicar asks “That was lovely, what will you do at noon when it has to ring 12 times?” And the armless man rares back, starts in at a full run and leaps… and misses the bell, falling from the tower to his death. The vicar runs down and sees a constable who asks “What happened here” and the vicar tells the tale. The constable asks “and who was this man?” And the vicar says “I don’t know but his face sure rings a bell”.

Two weeks later a knock, the vicar, and another armless man. “My brother has shamed the family, and I’d like to be the bellringer to recover my family honor”. bla bla bla same stuff long story short bla bla bla. The constable asks “and who was THIS man?” And the vicar replies “I don’t know but he sure is a dead ringer for his brother…”

Sanctuary!

In Frollo’s eyes, that’s an Evel act.

He’s trying to hit high note.

Quasimotocross would’ve been better