Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 14, 2024

You just had to bring that up again?!

Hang on, we’re going to throw you into the accelerated learn-to-fly program first

Great! its 2 in the morning and now I have to get dressed and find an open restaurant that serves pancakes!

NOT on the menu.

Sorry, kid.

As long as the flapjacks are also predigested before being served/fed to the nestling.

And two eggs, non-family.

Those early bird worms are tastier than old pancakes, so a little bird told me.

I hate customers who can’t eat off the menu

This ain’t beak dash.

Can’t be picky, kid