Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 18, 2024

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    pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago

    In German getting your HAIRS cut is how they say it: sich die HAARE schneiden lassen. (Word-for-word: yourself the hairs cut allow.)

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    moonfrogger  5 months ago

    I cut my own hair. Can’t see paying the same price for a kid’s meal at McDonald’s as a full steak dinner with dessert & a cocktail at Long Horn.

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    It would suck to have hair the same color as your flesh. The barber might not know when to stop.

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    My version is to wait for someone to notice that I’ve had a haircut: “Hey, you got a haircut.”

    My reply: “More than one, actually.”

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    braindead Premium Member 5 months ago

    And they say Republicans have no sense of humor.

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