Monty by Jim Meddick for June 28, 2024

Like a noose?

If the pool is shaped like Marilyn Monroe, is it a body of water?

What? You mean you don’t have a moat?

That’s actually much, much better than the kids who spend their entire summer vacation staring into a “smart” phone.

Don’t forget to put down ‘’Catch fireflies and put them in a jar’’.

At least Sedgwick is playing outside in a “normal” way.

I’m amazed at those videos on AFV of people trying to swing on a rope and fail miserably because they don’t have the strength to hold on. Pro tip, if you can’t grab hold of something and lift yourself off the ground, you won’t be able to handle a rope swing.

No matter what or where Sedgewick does or goes, Jarvis must follow.

Have your man, Meddick, draw something up.

I feel sorry for a little boy without any friends to play with.

Anyone roll a hoop with a stick any more? Anyone?

Nah, don’t worry about filling the pool Herberto. :)

Ugh, I tried the rope swing thing as an adult.. My poor scrawny arms could’t support my fat a$$. It was quite humiliating.

do those little arms think he can hang long enough to make it over the pool?