The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for July 03, 2024

does she ever close her yap long enough for him to complete a sentence – let alone tell an entire story?

Flap them gums!!!!

Notice how they’re “social distancing”—even alone in a romantic setting.

With a wife like Loretta, Aesop might have been discouraged from publishing his now-famous ‘Fables’.

Let’s just enjoy the park. :)

Leroy does not want to get to close to Loretta because she will say she needs more money

He’s fairly certain that you haven’t cause he rarely get a word in.

You guys in a nice park. Don’t fight.