Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 09, 2024

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    Ida No  3 months ago

    Doctor: “If you want an answer to that question, visit my office tomorrow and bring two forms of proof of solvency.”

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    As my Latin language teacher used to say, “Meum est propositum in taberna mori.”

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    Fontessa  3 months ago

    “There are more old drunks than there are old doctors,” said Willie, “so I guess I better have another round.”

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    Econ01  3 months ago

    My sister and I teased each other a lot while growing up and we still do. But it stings a little more now when she cries, “What’s wrong with your face!?” because she’s a dermatologist now. Well played, Sis. Well played.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Speaking of drinking with doctors….I made Limencello for my surgeon and bringing it tomorrow…he saved my life twice now! ❤️☺️

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    gocubzgo  3 months ago

    I’ve heard that nurses have a hard time getting drunk. Cuz nobody wants to go for shots with a nurse!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    burp. :)

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    marilynnbyerly  3 months ago

    Paranoids are even worse.

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