Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for June 10, 2024

The secret to running a profitable buffet? Small plates!

Sounds like what happened to Red Lobster.

Tempt them to fill up on bread. Dryer Day-old at the least. Label it Gut-healthy roughage. (Or whatever else is trending amongst the literal bird brains)

I was filling our feeders twice a day! Finally went to once a day and we still get a lot of activity.

Stop serving the shrimp.

Solution: Open tap beer!! (Maybe not….)

Ha! Don’t worry, you’ll make it up in volume.

would tofu suet be cheaper?

Just make the buffet Glutton-Free.

I once did an experiment on how much sunflower seeds the local finches could eat in one day. I think the answer was “all of it”.

I would think the cats would be happy to thin out the crowd.

How do you make money from a bird feeder? The birds just keep emptying mine and what they left behind isn’t pleasant.