Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 20, 2024

Need to know how many outs, paid attendance, what Dorothy spelled backwards sounds like…

Oh no, not an inside the park grand slam with a perfect slide at the plate?

Got TANG, Dotty?

She’s got two B’s and one A for a reason: To KO it outta here

A confused umpire “awards” her home. Four runs score.

Oh yes. What used to be called a full count.

From the 3rd base coaches box, Coach Toe signals suicide squeeze drag bunt and Dubbs executes flawlessly. Oaks 3, Mudlarks 1 as Toe strokes her hair lip nodding approval.

No mask on the batting helmet?

She’s too hot for a mask.

Not the strongest hitter, but she is the prettiest smelling in the lineup, so take that, Ms. Announcer

Coach must not have any confidence in her closer…. or maybe she needs a complete game in fantasy softball.

WHIFF

marty tells jackie she has a spider on her back then turns off her mike

i was at supermarket today and inma picture was on a milk carton

hey diddle diddle cat and the fiddle dot fouls it back and it knocks out marty moon

P1 The ants scurry and the worms wriggle and crawl to the batter’s box hoping to get there in time to smell Dotty’s prettiness.

“Milford 0, Oakwood 3…” and no comments? Never give up; never surrender.

Okay, I was wrong, Keri will not hit a grand slam. But Dorothy will? Or does she only knock in two, and Milford loses 3-2 but she redeems herself or whatever? Or the most realistic, which I doubt will happen, is she whiffs, but takes losing like an adult. And speaking of adults, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is not only for adults. Sometimes it is, but not today.

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So that talk the other day happened between innings in the 6th. Or just before Dot took the mount?

Hence the Designated Hitter position.

Yelled from the Milford dugout:”… and you aren’t their strongest radio announcer skippy…”

P-2: The guest announcer has been using a tanning bed for most of the game. She’s three or four shades darker than when the game started.

Little do the fans realize, but Dottie identifies with Roger Marris. He smelled nice, too; or so I’ve been told.

3 runnners magically appear on base!!! 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. ….. Time for another chat.

Dot holds the bat and clenches her fist like she’s fixin to beat someone’s a$$ that she caught trying to break into her car

Let’s she if she strikes out pretty!

“HEMMERLING FOR JAMI THORP???? GO BACK TO VALLEY TECH!!!!!!!!!”

Gilfather did tell Coach Toe to see if they could win a few. Someone’s gonna be disappointed with an L. Y’all really think Gil cares? Forget Gilbot. With Beth, GT morphed into Freakazoid mode.

OOH! The TENSION! Full count with bases loaded in the last inning. Whatever will happen?