Lola by Todd Clark for August 01, 2024

What’s this crap … fishing for product placement ?

I’m out of here.

What do those edible shoes taste like? Cheese? Maybe that’s the problem.

Edible shoes? That’s for the dogs.

some people just don’t appreciate sole food….

If the idiom were ‘If [such and such] is true, I’ll eat my shoe’, they might be more popular. Although I’ve never heard of the haberdasher elves, either.

It looks like they have the same agent. He must be working harder for the other elves.

Product design is indeed part of the battle.

Yes, I will have the filet of Italian Loafer with a side of sandals please.

Maybe they should try making actual cobblers. Blueberry or huckleberries if you can get them.

I like some ice cream with my cobbler.

Make them peach flavored. That will do it.

“No, it’s a peach brogan.” :)

you probably wouldn’t want to eat anything that’s been on my feet for a day

Sole food.

The EVIL Keebler Elves…they discontinued the best cookie in the world…French Vanilla Creames.

Depends on the smell! If they smell like worn shoes, no surprise there is no demand.

Your targeting the wrong group…you need to advertise it for dogs. Owners will buy it so the dog won’t chew their shoes anymore!!!