Gary Markstein for June 11, 2024

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    cmxx  23 days ago

    6. Agree that I am your dictator.

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    TBenzedrine Premium Member 23 days ago

    The horrendous thought to all this “kissing” is that whoever the “Best Person” the Manchurian Cantaloupe finall chooses – they will be an absolute waste of humanity who strives to be the bottom of the barrel. This person in turn would be the leader of the free world if the Orange Messiah somehow wins – and then keels over from one too many hamberders.

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    Retrac Premium Member 23 days ago

    Same list for Dems & GOP. Although kissing has been removed from all lists.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 22 days ago

    Sign an NDA that requires seppukku (or any other preferred method of suicide) before ever truthfully answering any question asked about your president which might incriminate him in the least.

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    Ontman  22 days ago

    He’ll choose Scott. He is already doing the must-dos.

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    Radish the wordsmith  22 days ago

    Loser Trump needs a number 2.

    Mike Pence refuses to hang around Trump the oath breaking insurrectionist.

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    cracker65  22 days ago

    Be willing to be sacrificed if necessary.

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    Odon Premium Member 22 days ago

    Willing to take a bullet or a bottle of ketchup ..

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    rossevrymn  22 days ago

    The South Carolina duo are practicing their puckering. While you’re at it, throw in that pathetic bleep, Graham.

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