Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 03, 2024

And your fingers!

Any Norwegian Blues?

Winston Churchill’s parrot often used foul language. And other parrots can and will do it.

Reminds me of my aunt Marge and uncle Bill. They worked at what is now known as a recycling center. The cops brought them a Crow with a broken wing. Well they liked to drink a little and fight. They learned that crows can talk. One day the crow got out. The cops told them they found him, sitting in a tree at St John’s church. Cussing out the nuns……true story.

I had a friend that worked at a pet store and he said that people kept trying to teach the parrots bad words.

Some people swear by them.

And don’t say anything you don’t want repeated.

Old gag. Very, very, very old.

Truth. Pedro was always talking to himself. By name. Fortunately, he only picked up the compliments.

I had a suicidal budgie. He’d say “here kitty kitty kitty.”