Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 29, 2024

But if that’s all you get for a shake, don’t pay for it.

Well, if you don’t say what flavor you want…

It’s the shake of the day … and it’s free.

Get a chocolate handshake. It’s finger-licking good.

Well, shake it up, Baby! Shake it up!

Burger and a fist bump these days.

There’s a HUGE difference between a shake and a handshake.

Palsy ain’t no great shake, either!

Let’s shake on it!

(Note: since you can’t see me, I’m standing here shaking like one o’those blow-up thingys you see at the used car lot! It’s a visual joke, but it’s all I had.)

At least he’s not shakin’ his booty in his face

With the ways some people wash their hands, I prefer to fist bump.

What would a strawberry shake look like?

Maybe you can get a shake from Grimace

For a milkshake, you’ll have to get handy with a cow.

I keep hearing about the McD’s shake machine being broke down.

That is funny…..

Hilarious!

EWW! Do you know where that hand has been?

Next time I’ll ask for coke. :)

Gotta hand it to Dave!

Better double check that booger (sic) …!

Hope you weren’t charged for that “shake”.

Maybe a burger and a smoothie next time?

Now, wait! Did you want fries with that?!